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Jerry was a backseat driver. He talked so much goddamned smack.
He never did win no shotgun game so he always had to sit in back.
Jerry was a backseat driver. He’d say, “Your seat-belt’s come undone.” When the light turned green he’d get real mean and pull the e-brake just for fun.
Captain Obvious was a nudist. Richmond cabin #3.
I’d be a wealthy man if I got a nickel for all the clothes that he gave me. Captain Obvious was a weakling. Weakest man that was ever alive.
It stuck in his crotch that they made him pump iron just to go outside.
Jerry was a backseat driver. 23 years old. Talked too much smack to his driver one night and found himself hitchhiking home.
![]() 11/25/2015 at 13:13 |
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This is great. Nice touch with "by Prius". By far my favorite Primus song. Primus sucks!
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And for anyone that doesn’t know the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ230…
You will most likely recognize this song from Tony Hawk Pro Skater.
![]() 11/25/2015 at 13:23 |
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Damn right they suck!
![]() 11/25/2015 at 13:34 |
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Jesus Christ, I feel old now. This song existed well before songs were featured in video games.
Also, anyone who doesn’t know the original is in serious need of examining their musical tastes and collections. =)
![]() 11/25/2015 at 13:36 |
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been playing bass since forever..... still can’t play this song
![]() 11/25/2015 at 14:26 |
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Well yes of course, but I really just wanted to link the video since I wanted to listen to it while reading these new lyrics. Before playing the video, I even shouted “Go!” and started jamming out in my head.
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One girl that I know didn’t know Primus when I asked about it. I was quite surprised when she still had some Les Claypool album playing when I visited her home.